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"The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so have a lie in." -Podey "Life is good if you forget all the bad things"- Podey "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive music"-one of the guys from linkin park *thanks Paul! "Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?..." -Marianne Williamson
"Life's unpredictable, eat dessert first!"-? "Time is the greatest teacher. Unfortunatly it kills all of it's pupils." "A relationship is like a handful of sand. If you hold it in your open palm it's fine, if you squeeze your hand around it the grains slowly fall through your fingers until there is nothing left. Don't hold on too tight" "If it's not worth the effort, it's not worth it." "Because you're rich and powerful and if I suck your dick you'll put me in your movie right?" --The movie Gwenivere "You will take a large 12 inch cock up your ass... in bed. Hm, didn't seem to make mine any funnier" --Gwenivere "The human's evil god satan worked as my ally, though we've never met" --a book i read, what was it's name again? "Life is like a dick. If it gets hard, fuck it" "They say life gives you lemons. If it does stick 'em down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger" -? "Absence makes the heart go wander" "A woman needs a man as much as a fish needs a bicycle" "43% of all statistics are worthless" "Always remember that you're unique, just like everyone else" "Two wrongs dont make a right, but three lefts do" |
