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Poor little children are starving and have no clean water all over the world. For only $5 a day you can help fight the starvation in our world (please ignore the fact that WE didn't bring them any food or clean water when we came to record this for TV.. dirty little Pagans). Please donate your money to the Christian's Children fund so that they can rob you blind and use your money to convert all the impressionable young children into Christians. Remember, if you don't give 5 dollars a day Jesus does NOT love you and you WILL burn in hell. By no means do you have to donate this little amount of money.. that is enless you want to burn in hell. So please, donate your 5 dollars today and help a starving child become a starving Christian.
If you do not donate you are a soul-less demon that will burn in hell for eternity. God Bless! |
